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Prevention: Snape Rape by leakymuffin Prevention: Snape Rape by leakymuffin
Yes, to all of you who watch my journal, *this* is the picture I’m going to get crucified for… Well, that’s if people take it seriously, and not in good humor; take it in good humor! Do it... Yeah, I did build it up a little too much, because *I* don’t think it’s that bad. Let’s just hope and pray to whatever Gods we worship that I’m a small enough deviant so that this will be taken with good humor.

Yeah, I’ve been wanting to do anti-fangirl art for Snape for a while, and then I found an icon with basically this script in it (I can’t find it, now). I had to illustrate it. I *had* to. If I hadn’t, I would have just exploded. Small bits of me would have flown everywhere and strategically landed on, and thus staining, drawings of a naked Snape with Remus or Draco or Harry (or yourself, Mary-Sues) or whoever else you fangirls pair him up with.

Basically, no, I don’t hate Snape. I hate seeing drawings of Snape in a bunny outfit. I have never said to myself, “Boy, today I would really like to see a drawing of a middle-aged man in skimpy dominatrix outfits.” There is not enough hydrochloric acid to boil my eyes in IN THE WORLD. Plus, fangirls are amusing, and I like making fun of them. Doesn’t mean I’m not a fangirl of certain persons (coughRyogacough), just means I can laugh at myself.

Kenshin fangirls. You’re next.

Art comments: I sharpied in his hair! My first time using something other than a pencil to shade black. Aren’t you proud of me? :P And yeah, this is really long. Took up 5 pages. I mean, DAMN. Anyway, yeah, the artwork on this piece isn’t that good. I’m not good at drawing noses or wrinkles, and lately, I’ve been getting the Midas reverse-curse… Everything I touch turns to crap. ;.; So I’m not really proud of the artwork here beside the fact that I used sharpie and it didn’t bleed EVERYWHERE like I thought it would.


Slightly Repetitive Disclaimer: The artist doesn’t hate Snape. She actually likes Snape. But for different reasons. (Guess what? Didn’t cry at the ending. Dumbledore had lost his usefulness as a dynamic character and I didn’t cry when he died because he had basically stayed the same for the past four books; no other side of him, nothing intriguing, nada.) She also doesn’t claim these rules are true. She claims most of them are true, however. Just maybe not the last one; there is evidence to the contrary. Not in a Snape slash-fiction where he cries with Remus (or whoever) over Dumbledore or anything, but just that Rowling has been quoted otherwise in regards to Snape’s character. The artist is NOT interested in Snape, however. Jeez, he’s like 40. She doesn’t even think the actor who plays him is that cute. Cuz he’s like 40. Yuck.

If you insist on insulting her... she will ignore you, unless you set yourself up for a snappy comeback. Then she just can't resist... But feel free to cry out in indignation or whatever.


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:iconmisssnape31:
misssnape31 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
i cried when snape died and people laughed at me in the theaters
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I got a bit teary. Good man, that.
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:iconholiday-snow-wolf:
Holiday-Snow-Wolf Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Question; What the bloody hell is a mary sue?
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh don't worry, I'll do your Googling for you!

[link]
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:iconholiday-snow-wolf:
Holiday-Snow-Wolf Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you so much ^^ Appreciate it
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groteskfaery Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cute... I had hoped for some attempted Snape Rape, though XD
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:icongroteskfaery:
groteskfaery Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't see it D:
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Urgh... back when this was uploaded, it needed a thumbnail. Now I think you have to click on 'download' and it'll open up in a new window. I might just get rid of the thumbnail...
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:iconbubblez397:
BuBbLeZ397 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
I LUV YOU SEVVYKINS! no seriously. i do. o.O
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:iconstephanieduncan:
stephanieduncan Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
haha alan rickman is like 67 or something lol.
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Truth. Just looked it up, 64. Aged very well, since I guessed 40, but hey, I've always been shit at guessing ages. What can I say, I don't really care. At all. Above 40 is all the same 'ewww' zone.
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:iconpluww:
pluww Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011
jesus really?!
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It's what happens when you drink the blood of young Gryffindors um I mean virgins um.
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:icondjchocolate-lover:
DJChocolate-Lover Featured By Owner May 1, 2010  Student General Artist
I love the mary sue part. It made me laugh.
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner May 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! Thanks!
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:icondracos-obsession:
Dracos-Obsession Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010
such a great one! :ost2life:
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hah, thanks! :D
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:iconjojo30:
jojo30 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009
thanks for posting that =) laughed my ass of :D
and i think it's true, all these snape-pairings are simply too stupid...
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahah, thank you, and glad I made you laugh~
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:iconsnarry-freak-1:
snarry-freak-1 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Student Artist
i like him cause hes beautiful and i understand him and im serious!! *stare*
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I like him because he's snarky, ruthless, intelligent, but is still subject to some very common human flaws, making him a believable character that I can relate to, even if I cannot always sympathize with him.

Seems like we reached the same conclusion through different means. Yay.
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snarry-freak-1 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009  Student Artist
Yay!
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:iconbacchikoi-minna:
bacchikoi-minna Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
......................................................................................... Alan Rickman is hawt...............
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess to some... I have this odd tendency to date within my decade. Or a few decades. Within thirty years, really.

I like him as an actor. I especially liked him in Love Actually, but then again, that whole movie is boss.
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Crystori Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
you should see the Doby house elf ......stuff that he's in. Maybe you should add in something about not molesting the wildlife? :)
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Doby/Hagrid. *massive shudder*

I'll keep that in mind if I redraw this-which I might, it's old.
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:iconcrystori:
Crystori Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
............*cringe*........ I sure hope there are only stories and not any pictures of that.
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
[link]

The last one....

:heart:

:lmao:
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:iconcrystori:
Crystori Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG XD :lmao:
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fire-goddess16 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
Great lol thats hilarious.
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Keehee, thanks. :)
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:iconmirrordreams:
mirrordreams Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009
...ILU. <3
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahahah! Yay, I is loved. :3
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RapedbySnape Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I Love it! And I think that I have a right to (just look at my name!). Thanks for creating!
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Keehee, thanks! I'm glad ya like it. :D
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:icongunitneko:
GunItNeko Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't know if someone mentioned this already but.... Alan Rickman is in his mid 60's. (smiles)
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no, really?!

...well, then, he looks pretty damn good for 60, I'll give him that. :XD:

...but he's still old.
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:icongunitneko:
GunItNeko Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
(nods) yes he is.
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:iconrapedbysnape:
RapedbySnape Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008
Yes Rickman is in his 60's but the book Snape is around 34-36 ish
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:icongunitneko:
GunItNeko Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
(smiles) how true.
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:iconkabiebaby:
KabieBaby Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2008  Student Writer
OMG, I love you and I have a friend who will, too. XDDD
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! Glad ye liked it! :D
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:iconakichan1001:
Akichan1001 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2008  Student Photographer
that be amazing O_O and so true lol ^^
Aki :batty:
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, thanks!
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EdwardSissorhands Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
This is really funny, I like it. :)
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :D
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EdwardSissorhands Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2008
Your welcome.
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Inuangel24 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2007
XD This is so true. This is awesome X3
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:iconleakymuffin:
leakymuffin Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, thank you! :D
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:iconinuangel24:
Inuangel24 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2007
Your welcome X3
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