Prevention: Snape Rape

Yes, to all of you who watch my journal, *this* is the picture I’m going to get crucified for… Well, that’s if people take it seriously, and not in good humor; take it in good humor! Do it... Yeah, I did build it up a little too much, because *I* don’t think it’s that bad. Let’s just hope and pray to whatever Gods we worship that I’m a small enough deviant so that this will be taken with good humor.

Yeah, I’ve been wanting to do anti-fangirl art for Snape for a while, and then I found an icon with basically this script in it (I can’t find it, now). I had to illustrate it. I *had* to. If I hadn’t, I would have just exploded. Small bits of me would have flown everywhere and strategically landed on, and thus staining, drawings of a naked Snape with Remus or Draco or Harry (or yourself, Mary-Sues) or whoever else you fangirls pair him up with.

Basically, no, I don’t hate Snape. I hate seeing drawings of Snape in a bunny outfit. I have never said to myself, “Boy, today I would really like to see a drawing of a middle-aged man in skimpy dominatrix outfits.” There is not enough hydrochloric acid to boil my eyes in IN THE WORLD. Plus, fangirls are amusing, and I like making fun of them. Doesn’t mean I’m not a fangirl of certain persons (coughRyogacough), just means I can laugh at myself.

Kenshin fangirls. You’re next.

Art comments: I sharpied in his hair! My first time using something other than a pencil to shade black. Aren’t you proud of me? And yeah, this is really long. Took up 5 pages. I mean, DAMN. Anyway, yeah, the artwork on this piece isn’t that good. I’m not good at drawing noses or wrinkles, and lately, I’ve been getting the Midas reverse-curse… Everything I touch turns to crap. ;.; So I’m not really proud of the artwork here beside the fact that I used sharpie and it didn’t bleed EVERYWHERE like I thought it would.


Slightly Repetitive Disclaimer: The artist doesn’t hate Snape. She actually likes Snape. But for different reasons. (Guess what? Didn’t cry at the ending. Dumbledore had lost his usefulness as a dynamic character and I didn’t cry when he died because he had basically stayed the same for the past four books; no other side of him, nothing intriguing, nada.) She also doesn’t claim these rules are true. She claims most of them are true, however. Just maybe not the last one; there is evidence to the contrary. Not in a Snape slash-fiction where he cries with Remus (or whoever) over Dumbledore or anything, but just that Rowling has been quoted otherwise in regards to Snape’s character. The artist is NOT interested in Snape, however. Jeez, he’s like 40. She doesn’t even think the actor who plays him is that cute. Cuz he’s like 40. Yuck.

If you insist on insulting her... she will ignore you, unless you set yourself up for a snappy comeback. Then she just can't resist... But feel free to cry out in indignation or whatever.


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